- Porky Pig: [Porky walks into his room] Just put the bags down any place, Seamus.
- [yawns, and gives OMike, who appears to be legs only, his coat and hat]
- Porky Pig: All this excitement, I am tired. Boy, am I tire-tire-t-pooped.
- O'Pat: Pardon me sir, but have you seen the lower half of me abouts?
- Porky Pig: It's right back there, Seamus.
- O'Pat: Thank you, sir.
- Porky Pig: S-some people just can't keep track of their other halves.
- [Porky, shocked, does a double-take]
- O'Pat: Now, isn't this sight enough to set the heart crossways in ye?
- Porky Pig: [high-pitched] L-ll-l-leprechauns!
- O'Mike: O'Pat!
- O'Pat: What is it, O'Mike?
- O'Mike: He's after our pot of gold, he is. Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- O'Pat: The devil you say, O'Mike.
- O'Mike: The devil I don't. O'Pat!
- O'Pat: And *now* what is it, O'Mike?
- O'Mike: We must hide the pot of gold, we must, we must.
- [Runs around the room with the pot in his hands]
- O'Pat: Hold on. Wait, stop. Here, now. Whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE!
- [O'Mike stops]
- O'Pat: I'm Chief of the Leprechauns here about, and 'tis me alone is will decide how to treat the likes of this intruder. Is that clear, me boy-o?
- O'Mike: Yes, O'Pat.