Thumb Fun (1952)

Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Obnoxious Motorist, Cop

Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : [as Porky comes out of the police station]  Well, how'd you make out, chum?

  Porky Pig : He l-let me off easy. He only fined me t-t-two dollars.

  Daffy Duck : Two dollars? Why that's an outrage! You wait right here. I'll fix it. I'll slap him with a habeas corpuscle.

  [Goes inside, arguing heard] 

  Daffy Duck : Oh, he-he, looks like you'll have to cough up another fifty bucks. They slapped us with a reckless driving charge.

  Porky Pig : I t-t-tried to tell you. Oh, d-drat that crazy duck anyhow!

  Daffy Duck : [Get's kicked out]  I hope you appreciate what I've done for you.

  Porky Pig : Oooh... Oh, I do, I do. I really do. W-w-wait right here a minute.

  [laughs evilly] 

  Daffy Duck : Now what's he doing in that gifty shoppe?

  [Porky arrives with a present] 

  Daffy Duck : Well, what have we got here?

  Porky Pig : Oh, it's j-j-just a little present for you in a-appreciation for all you've done for me.

  Daffy Duck : A present for me? Oh, boy, give me my present! Give me my present, let me see what my present is! Come on, give me my present!

  Porky Pig : Oh, n-n-no. It's a surprise for you. I'll j-just put it in here.

  [Quickly puts present in trunk] 

  Porky Pig : And d-don't you dare peek.

  Daffy Duck : Ooh, I hate not knowing what it is. I think I'll have a little peek.

  [opens trunk, all the luggage comes flying out; Porky drives off laughing] 

  Daffy Duck : Ooh, the dirty double crosser!

  [sees present] 

  Daffy Duck : My present. Oh, boy, I wonder what it is? I gotta see! Gotta see! Gotta see!

  [Opens present; inside is an Acme Hitch-hiker Thumb, approved by AAA; cut to Daffy hitchhiking with fake thumb in the snow] 

  Daffy Duck : Oh, my aching thumb!

• Daffy Duck : [Watching ducks flying south]  Suckers! Going south the hard way, huh? Well, you won't catch this little black duck flapping his way to Miami. No, I'm thumbing it this season.

• Obnoxious Motorist : [Stops in front of Daffy]  Say, say, say, boy. You know something, boy? I never pick up hitchhikers! Nope, I never do! Never do! Goodbye!

  [Drives off] 

• Daffy Duck : Mighty nice of you to give me a rid south. Going to Miami, I see? Well, what could be southier?

  Porky Pig : Well, b-b-but I...

  Daffy Duck : Oh, just a second while I get my bags.

  Porky Pig : But there really isn't any room in the back. I...

  Daffy Duck : [Carrying about a dozen suitcases]  I always crave light. No use taking a lot of stuff you'll never use, I always say.

  [Opens trunk and tosses bags in] 

  Daffy Duck : [singing]  This is the way we pack our bags, pack our bags, pack our bags / This is the way we pack our bags to take them to Miami.

  [Struggles to close trunk] 

  Porky Pig : G-Gosh, did you get them all in that l-little compartment?

  Daffy Duck : Certainly. Take a look for yourself, buster.

  [Porky opens trunk; all the bags come flying out, knocking him back] 

  Daffy Duck : Now that was a bright thing to do. Now we gotta stow'em all over again.

• Cop : Kinda stepping on it, weren't ya?

  Porky Pig : Well, you see... He, I...

  Daffy Duck : Relax, I'll handle this. Oh, officer. This man's been acting very suspiciously. If I were you, I'd have a look in the back of the car.

  Cop : Well, uh...

  Daffy Duck : [to Porky]  In the back... Boi-i-ing!

  Porky Pig : Oh, n-n-no! Oh, n-no no, please don't look in the b-back compartment, M-mister officer.

  Cop : Is that so, now? Well, that's just what I'm going to do, mister.

  [Daffy snickers as the cop opens the trunk and all the suitcases come flying out and knocking him back] 

  Daffy Duck : Who-ho-hoa, Nelly! Well, let's go. I told you I'd keep you out of trouble, didn't I, buster.

  [Cop grabs both by the shoulder]