- Daffy Duck: [as Porky comes out of the police station] Well, how'd you make out, chum?
- Porky Pig: He l-let me off easy. He only fined me t-t-two dollars.
- Daffy Duck: Two dollars? Why that's an outrage! You wait right here. I'll fix it. I'll slap him with a habeas corpuscle.
- [Goes inside, arguing heard]
- Daffy Duck: Oh, he-he, looks like you'll have to cough up another fifty bucks. They slapped us with a reckless driving charge.
- Porky Pig: I t-t-tried to tell you. Oh, d-drat that crazy duck anyhow!
- Daffy Duck: [Get's kicked out] I hope you appreciate what I've done for you.
- Porky Pig: Oooh... Oh, I do, I do. I really do. W-w-wait right here a minute.
- [laughs evilly]
- Daffy Duck: Now what's he doing in that gifty shoppe?
- [Porky arrives with a present]
- Daffy Duck: Well, what have we got here?
- Porky Pig: Oh, it's j-j-just a little present for you in a-appreciation for all you've done for me.
- Daffy Duck: A present for me? Oh, boy, give me my present! Give me my present, let me see what my present is! Come on, give me my present!
- Porky Pig: Oh, n-n-no. It's a surprise for you. I'll j-just put it in here.
- [Quickly puts present in trunk]
- Porky Pig: And d-don't you dare peek.
- Daffy Duck: Ooh, I hate not knowing what it is. I think I'll have a little peek.
- [opens trunk, all the luggage comes flying out; Porky drives off laughing]
- Daffy Duck: Ooh, the dirty double crosser!
- [sees present]
- Daffy Duck: My present. Oh, boy, I wonder what it is? I gotta see! Gotta see! Gotta see!
- [Opens present; inside is an Acme Hitch-hiker Thumb, approved by AAA; cut to Daffy hitchhiking with fake thumb in the snow]
- Daffy Duck: Oh, my aching thumb!
- Daffy Duck: [Watching ducks flying south] Suckers! Going south the hard way, huh? Well, you won't catch this little black duck flapping his way to Miami. No, I'm thumbing it this season.
- Obnoxious Motorist: [Stops in front of Daffy] Say, say, say, boy. You know something, boy? I never pick up hitchhikers! Nope, I never do! Never do! Goodbye!
- [Drives off]
- Daffy Duck: Mighty nice of you to give me a rid south. Going to Miami, I see? Well, what could be southier?
- Porky Pig: Well, b-b-but I...
- Daffy Duck: Oh, just a second while I get my bags.
- Porky Pig: But there really isn't any room in the back. I...
- Daffy Duck: [Carrying about a dozen suitcases] I always crave light. No use taking a lot of stuff you'll never use, I always say.
- [Opens trunk and tosses bags in]
- Daffy Duck: [singing] This is the way we pack our bags, pack our bags, pack our bags / This is the way we pack our bags to take them to Miami.
- [Struggles to close trunk]
- Porky Pig: G-Gosh, did you get them all in that l-little compartment?
- Daffy Duck: Certainly. Take a look for yourself, buster.
- [Porky opens trunk; all the bags come flying out, knocking him back]
- Daffy Duck: Now that was a bright thing to do. Now we gotta stow'em all over again.
- Cop: Kinda stepping on it, weren't ya?
- Porky Pig: Well, you see... He, I...
- Daffy Duck: Relax, I'll handle this. Oh, officer. This man's been acting very suspiciously. If I were you, I'd have a look in the back of the car.
- Cop: Well, uh...
- Daffy Duck: [to Porky] In the back... Boi-i-ing!
- Porky Pig: Oh, n-n-no! Oh, n-no no, please don't look in the b-back compartment, M-mister officer.
- Cop: Is that so, now? Well, that's just what I'm going to do, mister.
- [Daffy snickers as the cop opens the trunk and all the suitcases come flying out and knocking him back]
- Daffy Duck: Who-ho-hoa, Nelly! Well, let's go. I told you I'd keep you out of trouble, didn't I, buster.
- [Cop grabs both by the shoulder]