- [first lines]
- Bugs Bunny: Well, here I am. Hey, just a cotton-picking minute. This don't look like the Coachella Valley to me.
- [picks up map]
- Bugs Bunny: Hmm, I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque. Oh well, I'll just ask this gent in the fancy knickerbockers. Eh, I beg your par...
- [the matador runs right past Bugs; Bugs chases him]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, pardon me, sir, but could you direct me to the shortest route to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival therein?
- [the matador climbs the fence]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Doc?