Calamity Jane (1953)
Howard Keel: Wild Bill Hickok
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Quotes
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[the singer is a man in drag]
Wild Bill Hickok : She ain't very good lookin'
Calamity Jane : That ain't all she ain't.
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[Bill is dressed as an Indian woman with a baby]
Calamity Jane : Gosh almighty, it's Bill Hickok!
[proceeds to laugh along with everyone else]
Wild Bill Hickok : [hands baby over] Here take him.
[stands up]
Wild Bill Hickok : The next man that laughs is gonna get his head ventilated.
[silence and Bill sits down. Calamity laughs again after a few moments]
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Wild Bill Hickok : [finds a gun hidden in Calamity's wedding dress] What's this fer?
Calamity Jane : Awww... just in case any more actresses come in from Chicagy!
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Wild Bill Hickok : That's a right-smart looking harness you got on there.
