- Shemp: [Noticing the bent point on the sword after he jabs Slipp in the buttocks with it] That guy must have iron in his blood.
- Shemp: [Moe is ready to throw a vase into Slipp's head where an apple Shemp places is on his head] Knock the apple off this gentleman's head and win a free ride on the merry-go-round. Heave it, now. Throw it at the old...
- [Moe miscalculates his throw and the vase hits Shemp's head, instead]
- Shemp: A bulls-eye in reverse. Well, applesauce!
- [He mashes the apple onto Slipp's head]
- Icabod Slipp: [Shemp has locked Slipp's head through the hole of the dressing room door with a chair] Hey, get me outta here!
- Shemp: Can't you get outta there?
- Icabod Slipp: How can I? Of course not!
- Shemp: [laughs, to Larry] That's all I want to know!
- [he and Larry start slapping Slipp's face and pulling his nose]
- Joe: [Joe tries to search for the Stooges by punching his hand through the hay crate] Say, this hay sure is lumpy!