- [after Dishonest Dan steals milk from Droopy's baby, the child reacts]
- Droopy's Baby: You know what? That makes me mad.
- [using his prodigious strength, the child proceeds to punch and pound Dan into submission]
- [first lines]
- Narrator: This is the homesteader - blazing pioneer of the American empire across the bloody wastes of the frontier wilderness, a savage untamed magnificent brute, a cold-eyed deadly six-gun fighting man of the early West...
- Droopy: [breaking the fourth wall] Hello folks... You know what? I'm the hero.
- [last lines]
- [to Droopy's cow as he milks her]
- Dishonest Dan: Well, I sure hate to be doin' this to you, ma'am, but it's The Law of the West.
- [Dishonest Dan has captured and tied up Droopy and his wife]
- Dishonest Dan: Well, homesteaders, I sure hate to shoot you in the back like this, but... it's The Law of the West
- [Droopy shoots the pistol out of Dishonest Dan's hand, causing it to run around and whimper in mortal pain, so Dan 'kills' it]
- Dishonest Dan: Doggone. I sure hated to do that. It's The Law of the West, though.