It Should Happen to You (1954)

Michael O'Shea: Brod Clinton

Quotes 

• Gladys Glover : I bet if I had money, I bet I could have made myself into one of the most well-known people around.

  Brod Clinton : Let me ask you something, Glover. What if I could plant you around a few spots? You know, radio, TV, whatever. Would you do it?

  Gladys Glover : Do what?

  Brod Clinton : Go on.

  Gladys Glover : Yeah, but, do what? Once I'm on.

  Brod Clinton : I don't know. We'll figure something. Maybe, just to tell your story like you told it to me. It's funny!

  Gladys Glover : Funny?

  Brod Clinton : Well, fascinating.

• Pete Sheppard : Look, Gladys, please don't get mixed up in anything more. You want to turn into a freak? Now, how do you think that anything...

  Brod Clinton : Of course, there's that other program, "The People Speak". They're always looking for goofballs.

  Pete Sheppard : Now, hear that, you're a goofball.

  Brod Clinton : No, look, that's just - that's just a figure of speech, son. Look, I happen to know this fella that runs this program. Let me sound him. See what happens. Okay, honey?

  Gladys Glover : Go ahead, sound.

• Gladys Glover : I feel foolish. I don't like to feel foolish.

  Brod Clinton : Well, why, sugar?

  Gladys Glover : Because!

• Gladys Glover : There's only one thing you forget.

  Brod Clinton : What?

  Gladys Glover : It's a fake!

  Brod Clinton : Oh, come on.

  Gladys Glover : And not only that, it's dishonest.

• Gladys Glover : Certain people, I mean, people that know me, they're gonna know it's a fake.

  Brod Clinton : Well, what do you care?

  Gladys Glover : Well, I don't mean everybody. But, a *few* people, one, I care what they think, him, he.

• Gladys Glover : You know what's the trouble with you? You're not real.

  Brod Clinton : I'm real enough to pop you one!

  Gladys Glover : Try it.

• Brod Clinton : Will you let me run it, baby?