Lou Costello: Freddie Franklin
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Quotes
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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : I overheard Doctor Zoomer say he needed a couple of men to accompany his mummy back to the States.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Is she afraid to travel by herself?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : She? No, Lou. This mummy is a he. What's wrong with that? Some mummies are men, some mummies are women.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Such a strange country.
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : What's strange about it Lou?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Your mummy, your mummy. Wasn't she a woman?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : I never had a mummy.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : What did your Father do? Win you in a crap game?
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : What's the matter?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : I thought you were gonna slap me!
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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : How stupid can you get?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : How stupid do you want me to be?
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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : Where will we find the Mummy?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Don't worry. the Mummy will find you!
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The Flower Girl : Flowers?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : [points to one bunch of flowers] How much are these?
The Flower Girl : A dollar.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : [points to another bunch] How much are these?
The Flower Girl : A dollar.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : I got no money.
[throws a bouquet back on the tray]
The Flower Girl : No money?
[picks up the bunch he threw back]
The Flower Girl : They're a little wilted, you can have them for nothing.
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Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Ask Klaris, he's the one that got us into this.
Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : And he's going to get us out of it.
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Bud Abbott aka Peter Patterson : [finding Professor Zoomer's body dressed in his long underwear] Is this the body you found earlier?
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Yeah, but before he had clothes on.
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Waiter with Flaming Kabob : A waiter will be with you in a moment.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : Hey! The meat's on fire!
[throws a glass of water at the kabob but hits Abbott instead]
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Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : [after along back and forth between picking the pick and shovel when Lou can't figure out why Bud wont take the pick] C'mon you take your pick.
Lou Costello aka Freddie Franklin : [Abbott takes shovel] You took the shovel!
