- Un scénariste: What if we simply told a love story?
- Un scénariste: Between two women?
- Un scénariste: Between two women?
- Un scénariste: What? Between two men?
- Un scénariste: Idiot!
- Un scénariste: Between who and who then?
- Henriette: Oh! on the mouth! He doesn't kiss me that much on the mouth...
- Virginie - la mère d'Henriette: Maybe but he stays a long time, eh!
- Un client du café: Oh, I'm sitting on your rhetoric!
- Antoine - un consommateur: Then you don't need a chair.
- Gisèle: I have an Englishman in my bed, can you believe it?
- Robert: An Englishman?
- Gisèle: Can you come and see? I wonder what he's doing here.
- Robert: Maybe he was passing by as a tourist /pointing to the foreigner/"Good morning. You know this lady?" /to Gisèle/ He's a colonizer. He says he's at home, in your place.
- Gisèle: What nerve! You tell him. First, did we make love?
- L'étranger: Yes, three times
- Gisèle: Oh, so he's not an Englishman, he's a Yank.
- L'inspecteur de police Adrien Massar: Ah, I'll only get married when I find a true maiden.
- Maurice: Decidedly, you always want to be the first, it's a fixed idea.
- Rita Solar: What are you thinking about?
- Robert: What I'm thinking about?
- Rita Solar: Yes. Do you want me to tell you?. You're thinking about what I'm thinking about.
- Robert: What you're thinking about?
- Rita Solar: Exactly. And I think that, if you're thinking that I'm thinking about what you're thinking about, we're not far from understanding each other.