Gypped in the Penthouse (1955)

Moe Howard: Moe

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Quotes 

• Jane, the Diamond Kid : Moe, I tell you, there's nobody here. Now, relax and sit down.

  [as she pushes him onto the bed, a spring pokes Shemp, who is hiding underneath, in the butt, and he covers his mouth to stop himself from making noise] 

  Moe : Now, listen...

  Jane, the Diamond Kid : Oh, now, Moe, baby, lie down and relax. You're getting all upset for nothing.

  Moe : Well, maybe you're right.

  Jane, the Diamond Kid : Why, certainly, you're being silly. You know I wouldn't have another man in this apartment.

  Shemp : [her pet cat chases a mouse up his pant leg]  OHHHH!

  [he jumps to his feet, flipping Moe off the bed] 

  Moe : [trying to chase him out]  I'll get you, you rat!

  [as he raises a gun, Jane deflects his arm and he shoots a light fixture in the ceiling, which falls and lands on his head] 

• Jane, the Diamond Kid : What are you looking under the bed for?

  Moe : [searching for a suspected philanderer]  That's where I always hide when I... Oh, never mind!

• Larry : What can I do for you?

  Moe : This.

  Larry : [getting socked in the eye]  OHH! Didn't you make a mistake?

  Moe : Yeah, I hit the wrong eye.

  [he socks Larry in the other eye] 

• Moe : How dare you call my tomato a gold digger!