James Arness: Joel Kingdom
Quotes
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Joel Kingdom : Is something wrong, ma'am?
Molly Wade : I just thought that gun was loaded.
Joel Kingdom : Well, it is. But, don't let that worry you. I haven't shot myself a pretty gal in a heap of years.
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Joel Kingdom : Your own thanks are plum sufficient.
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Cal - Texas Rancher : You ain't gonna let her get away with it, just cause she's female, are ya?
Joel Kingdom : Well, I'm purely sorry she's female. It's gonna give the West a bad name. If she's askin' for trouble and she's gonna get it!
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Joel Kingdom : I'm hopin' to be able to send you girls home with some real excitin' memories.
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George the Headwaiter : These oysters were brought down from Chicago in kegs of ice, Mr. Kingdom.
Joel Kingdom : That's good, George.
George the Headwaiter : And that wine came straight from Bordeaux, France.
Molly Wade : Don't you grow anything here yourself?
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Miss Rose Gillray : I've always been interested in Texas; but, I just wondered if Texas would be as interested in me.
Joel Kingdom : You? Well if they wouldn't, they wouldn't be Texas!
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Joel Kingdom : I got a lot of rancher friends down there that'd sure like to have you fence in their wives, a little bit, here and there.
Miss Rose Gillray : Fence?
Joel Kingdom : Oh, yeah, I mean, tuck 'em in a might.
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Miss Rose Gillray : When we get there, I would like to ask a *big* favor of you.
Joel Kingdom : When you come to Joel Kingdom, you'll find you've puttin' yourself in the right hands.
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Joel Kingdom : [to Rose] Doggone it, I've been waitin' years for a gal like you.
Molly Wade : You mean you're not going to have us killed?
Joel Kingdom : Well, I kinda figured to kill the salesman, Miss Molly, and spare the woman.
Miss Rose Gillray : You might find it a little difficult to separate one from the other.
Joel Kingdom : Oh, there's nothin' to it, honey. You just encourage one and discourage the other.
