The Honey-Mousers (1956)

Daws Butler: Ralph Crumden, Ned Morton

Quotes 

• [Ralph is hiding in a can to elude the cat] 

  Alice Crumden : Oh, don't tell me there's a market for canned slob?

  Ralph Crumden : Very funny, Alice! Veeeery funny!

• [Ralph and Morton load food onto the "Trojan Dog"] 

  Ralph Crumden : All right, Morton. Get with it. One sardines.

  Ned Morton : One sardines.

  Ralph Crumden : One ice cream.

  Ned Morton : One ice cream. Fish à la mode.

  Ralph Crumden : Where's them olives, Morton?

  Ned Morton : Here's a pimento as a memento.

  Ralph Crumden : Oh, great. I'll press it in a book.

  [Meanwhile, the cat sneaks into the dog] 

  Ralph Crumden : Pickles and rice.

  Ned Morton : Pickles and rice, all very nice! Voo-voo-voo-voom! Heh-hey!

  Ralph Crumden : Okay, Morton. We've got enough chow for a week. Well, we've better get going.

  [They get inside] 

  Ralph Crumden : Contact!

  Ned Morton : Contact!

  [Cat growls] 

  Ned Morton : Hey, Ralph. We've got company.

  [the cat starts thrashing them inside the Trojan Dog] 

• Alice Crumden : Ralph, like I've been trying to tell you; Why don't you just get rid of the cat?

  Ralph Crumden : Hey, Morton. Why don't we just get rid of the cat?

  Ned Morton : Hey, yeah, Ralph. Why don't we just get rid of the cat?

  Ralph Crumden : Oh, I ought to...

• Ralph Crumden : Well, Alice, How do you like it?

  Alice Crumden : What is it?

  Ralph Crumden : No doubt you have heard of the Trojan Horse? He-he-hey! Well this here is a Trojan Dog.

  Ned Morton : Yeah. Beware of French poodles bearing gifts, huh, Ralph? Ha-ha-ha!

  Ralph Crumden : Morton, you are a mental case.