The Female Animal (1958)

George Nader: Chris Farley

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Quotes 

• Vanessa Windsor : Help me undress.

  Chris Farley : What?

  Vanessa Windsor : [shows off her bracelets]  Diamonds may be a girl's best friend; but, they get heavy as lead after a couple of hours.

• Vanessa Windsor : Welcome to Windsor Castle.

  Chris Farley : To where?

  Vanessa Windsor : My own private little club.

• Chris Farley : How does one get elected to the club?

  Vanessa Windsor : Well, you've been elected.

  Chris Farley : Oh, well, is there an initiation ceremony?

  Vanessa Windsor : Yes. But, later.

• Vanessa Windsor : What would you have to drink?

  Chris Farley : Oh, I had something great the other day. French 75.

  Vanessa Windsor : Oh, well, that's wonderful! What do you need?

  Chris Farley : Brandy, champagne, a little gin.

  Vanessa Windsor : Oh, you'll make it. Huh?

• Hank Galvez (not Lopez) : Ever been to Mexico?

  Chris Farley : Well, no.

  Hank Galvez (not Lopez) : Great! Tortillas, Tequila, and the Turistas. You'll love it!

• Chris Farley : Take off that slip and whatever else you've got underneath it or I'll take them off you myself!

• Chris Farley : Hank Galvez, this is, um...

  Penny Windsor : Oh, my name's Penny.

  Hank Galvez (not Lopez) : No? Me, an old coin collector, from way back. This is a very rare issue, sonny. And in mint condition, at that.

• Penny Windsor : I know you want to. I've known it from the first moment I stepped into this house. Didn't you?

  [long kiss] 

  Penny Windsor : Ah, I'd pay any amount of bills for you. There's something I want to talk to you about.

  Chris Farley : Something else?

  Penny Windsor : The other night, when I was here, I took a little souvenir by accident.

  [holding a handkerchief] 

  Penny Windsor : This belongs to your employer. I was a little fuzzy the other night or I would have realized sooner by the initials "VW".

  Chris Farley : Realized what?

  Penny Windsor : Well, your a

  [long kiss] 

  Penny Windsor : your employer, she's - she's very close to me.

  [long kiss] 

  Penny Windsor : She's my mother and I'm Penny Windsor.

  [long kiss and Chris pushes her away] 

  Penny Windsor : And I'm gonna run right home and I'm gonna tell Mother what a passionate little friend she has here. Keeps it in the family too! Don't you think?

  [Chris grabs Penny, throws her over his knees and starts spanking her] 

  Penny Windsor : Stop! Stop it! Stop treating me like a child!

  Chris Farley : Listen to me! I didn't ask you to come here. I don't know what your game is; but, you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it!

• Vanessa Windsor : Penny, darling, here's someone I'm very anxious for you to meet. Chris Farley. This is my wonderful daughter Penny.

  Chris Farley : Hi.

  Vanessa Windsor : I wanted you to get together for a long time; but, now, since we're going to be a family...

  Penny Windsor : Family?

  Vanessa Windsor : Yes. Chris and I are going to be married.

  Penny Windsor : What?

  Vanessa Windsor : I want you two to love one another as much as I love both of you.

• Chris Farley : Can a guy be in love with two woman at the same time?

  Vanessa Windsor : No. No. And when these things happen, sooner or later, you find out one of these two loves is the real love. And the other just infatuation or - sex!