The Angry Red Planet (1959)
Jack Kruschen: CWO Sam Jacobs
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Quotes
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CWO Sam Jacobs : [to Irish] You know, I can't say that I recommend spacesuits for beautiful young dolls. What happened to all your lovely curves?
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CWO Sam Jacobs : So Oola ran screaming across the burning Martian sands as the monster Ongolur relentlessly pursued her, its five arms reaching hungrily for her.
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CWO Sam Jacobs : [having just landed on Mars] Well? Shall we go out and claim the planet in the name of Brooklyn?
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CWO Sam Jacobs : If your ears start to twitch, will you let me know fast? I'll twitch with you.
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Col. Thomas O'Bannion : Whadda you say we call it a day and go back to the ship?
Prof. Theodore Gettell : I agree. We've had enough excitement and swashbuckling for one day.
CWO Sam Jacobs : I'm for that. Any swash I ever had just came unbuckled.
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CWO Sam Jacobs : All right, everybody! Come and get it! Breakfast's ready! Hot coffee, hard tack and vitamin pill!
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Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan : [Looking out the spaceship window] Look! Both moons are visible!
CWO Sam Jacobs : Hey, two moons! What a place for romance, hunh?
Dr. Iris 'Irish' Ryan : And songwriters!
CWO Sam Jacobs : [singing] Two moons! Da-da-da-da-da!
Col. Thomas O'Bannion : Let's close you mouth and the port quads, hunh? No use getting the view plate scratched up by meteor dust.
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CWO Sam Jacobs : [Talking to his ray gun which has approved effective against a Martian monster] I think I'll call you Cleopatra because you're such a cool doll!
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Col. Thomas O'Bannion : [after the group has escaped an encounter with a Martian monster] You know, chin up, Sammy Boy!
CWO Sam Jacobs : Some playmate! King Kong's brother!
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CWO Sam Jacobs : [after Iris has described the creature she saw looking through the porthole] Hey, three eyes! What a crazy peepin' Tom!
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CWO Sam Jacobs : If Martians are out there they must be invisible.