- Hans Hagenfeld: [First Lines] Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages! We give you a spectacle of unparoled beauty, Whirling's World Famous Parade of the Nations!
- Skeeter: [as they are watching the Colinos do their act at the press party] Damper, have you ever seen an act like that before in your bank?
- Randy Sherman: No, but the air conditioning was much better.
- Skeeter: Ohh!
- Randy Sherman: [as Hank tries to control the lion that escaped from its cage at the press party] Shoot it!
- Hans Hagenfeld: Be quiet.
- Randy Sherman: Shoot it! Why don't you shoot it?
- Hans Hagenfeld: No. It will cost your bank $10,000. Besides, I never really carry a gun unless I'm going to use it.