China Jones (1959)
Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck as China Jones, Porky Pig as Charley Chung, Limey Louie, Chinese Man
Quotes
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[Last Lines]
[Daffy wearing Chinese laundryman's clothing, ironing shirts, with Porky watching him]
Daffy Duck as China Jones : [in mock Chinese, translation] Help! - I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese laundry!
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Daffy Duck as China Jones : [reading distressed message from fortune cookie] 'Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.'
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Limey Louie : Well, well. Pitties. This 'ittle pittle went to market. This 'ittle pittie stayed home. This 'ittle pittie...
[Limey Louie loosening Daffy's grip until he falls down in the crocodile-filled basement]
Limey Louie : Oh-oh! No more pitties! *laugh*
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Daffy Duck as China Jones : Well, now. And who might you be, me lotus blossom? Rowrr.
Dragon Lady : Me, Dragon Lady.
Daffy Duck as China Jones : Indeyd, now. And why would the call you 'the Dragon Lady'?
[Dragon Lady breathes fire on Daffy, burning his outfit and his feathers off]
Dragon Lady : Is answer question?
Daffy Duck as China Jones : [covering up] Yep, is answer question... Yeesh.
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Daffy Duck as China Jones : Hey, Charlie Chung! You're a detective, arrest him! He's a killer!
Porky Pig as Charlie Chung : Oh, excuse me, p-p-please. Not Charlie Chung - detective. Charlie Chung - laundryman.
Daffy Duck as China Jones : My laundryman?
Porky Pig as Charlie Chung : [shows bill in Chinese] Sm-small matter of large bill.
Daffy Duck as China Jones : Bill? *scoffs* Confucius say, 'Can't squeeze blood from turnip.' *laughs*
Porky Pig as Charlie Chung : Oh, yes. Also say, 'B-b-better you press shirt than press luck.'
[brandishes club]
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Limey Louie : [dressed in drag] 'ello, now. What can I do for you, Guv'nor.
Daffy Duck as China Jones : This a good, hot tip I be wanting, ma'am, meself bring a bosom friend of Limey Louie's.
Limey Louie : *sobbing!* Me poor darling 'usband!
Daffy Duck as China Jones : You're Mrs. Limey Louie?
Limey Louie : *sniffling* Oh!, the way those coppers abused him! Grabbed him up and shook him like a dog!
[Limey Louie grabs and shakes China Jones]
Daffy Duck as China Jones : [groggily] Ya don't say?
Limey Louie : [Throws China Jones to a table] Thrown him across the room, they did!
Daffy Duck as China Jones : [seeing stars, slurring] The dirty dogs.
Limey Louie : [grabs China Jones by the feet and repeatedly punching him] Punched him like a bloomin' punchin'-bag!
Limey Louie : [drops China Jones] And he's such a gentle soul.
Daffy Duck as China Jones : [slurring] Poor man. How did he ever lived through it?
