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5/10
Not bad....although not all that good, either.
planktonrules21 July 2012
I must admit that I am not a huge fan of Jerry Lewis' films. While I've seen all the ones he did with Dean Martin, I have avoided his solo films because (in my opinion) he tended to overact and subtlety was NOT a concern. I think my view is colored by my having seen some of his very worst solo films first. It's hard to watch another Lewis outing after having seen (uggghh!) "Cracking Up" (1983)--a film so bad that it went straight to video and the only movie I've ever watched that made me physically ill (seriously). So, in fairness, I decided to watch a few of his earlier films to see if they are worth seeing.

While I would never say that "Don't Give Up The Ship" was no work of genius, it is a mostly pleasant little film. While Lewis DID occasionally mug and overplay things very badly, for the most part it's a decent little time-passer.

Lewis is a lieutenant in the Navy during the present day. He's just gotten married and is about to embark on his honeymoon when he is arrested and brought to account for a ship he apparently 'lost' back in 1945 when the war ended. Where exactly the boat got to is what the big-wigs want to find out--and it's inexplicable that a ship could be misplaced for a decade and a half until anyone noticed this! Much of the film consists of flashbacks of Lewis during the war (when he was an ensign) as well as his meetings with a psychiatrist (Dina Merrill) who tries to dig into the facts.

For the most part, there are no big laughs at all during this film--none. But, it also is pretty inoffensive as well--but could have been better had Lewis behaved like a relatively believable naval officer. As I said, his mugging and overplaying occasionally made the film tough viewing. But the film isn't bad in a mindless sort of way. Just turn off your brain and enjoy.

By the way, in the underwater diving scene near the end, note that Jerry is sweating--and you can see sweat dribbling off his arms. Yet, he is supposed to be under water! This is a particularly dumb portion of the film (with very a very fake looking shark and octopus). Try to look past this.
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7/10
Imagine if Blake Edwards Had Made This
bkkaz9 October 2022
The premise here isn't bad -- the Navy misplaces a destroyer escort and wants to hold somebody accountable, so they go after the nebbish-y officer least likely to put up a fight. If you work in a bureaucracy, you know the thinking is accurate. And the film is shot reasonably well. But the results are merely above average and not more, and that's mostly because like so many old movies, this one has a scope and production that belie the sitcom plotting.

Jerry Lewis is that officer. Now, when you're a kid, you don't understand why so many adults don't like him. But you get older and realize his constant rubberfaced mugging is neither clever not satisfying. It stands in place of actual performance. Worse, they cast Dina Merrill as his romantic interest. Now, Merrill was always a dry actress, but when paired up with Lewis, she comes across more manly than he does. A lot of potential actresses comes to mind that Lewis could play off of.

For instance, Suzanne Pleshette, who was in Lewis' often offensive The Geisha Boy the year before, could provided the motherly grounding necessary to make Lewis tolerable. But Merrill comes across more like an icy cheerleader who just wants to be one of the gang. It's not that she's bad -- because she's not -- but just that she's not particularly good.

There are some odd moments in the film, too, which doesn't often fit the tone. For instance, when Lewis' character is playing with "worry balls," is it supposed to parodying The Caine Mutiny? If so, the scene never does anything else with it. When he dives headfirst into the ocean bottom and later gets attacked by an octopus, it's slapstick to the point of being cartoonish. Yet, the bits about WW2 seem more melodramatic and not a little bit racist.

There are obvious comparisons of this movie to Blake Edwards' Operation Petticoat, a far superior film. If Blake Edwards had done this one, the script no doubt would have been tighter, but it also would be hard to imagine a craftsman like Edwards putting up with the sophomoric haminess of Jerry Lewis. After all, he worked with the great Peter Sellers.
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6/10
Best for fans of Jerry Lewis, all the requisite antics, a good example of his humor
jacobs-greenwood18 December 2016
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Directed by Norman Taurog, this Jerry Lewis comedy also includes the lovely Dina Merrill. If you've never seen a Jerry Lewis film before, this is a pretty good example of one. Most folks either love, or hate his brand of humor; there's not a lot of middle ground. If you love him, you'll enjoy his antics in this film which gives him ample opportunity for clowning, mugging - goofy faces, "hoo hawing" - exclamations, physical comedy - pratfalls, and otherwise being silly. If you don't, you'll probably be annoyed every time he changes his normal tone of voice to a nasal-sounding one.

The story, which serves as a backdrop for the comic's gags, is about a Navy Lieutenant (Lewis) who's charged with finding the ship he lost at the end of World War II, some years earlier. Coincidentally, the Navy catches up with him on his wedding day, before he and his bride (Diana Spencer - ha!) have had a chance to begin their honeymoon. Merrill plays a Navy Ensign named Benson, who helps him.

The film begins with a couple of mildly humorous montages which show the previous naval exploits, really failures of one John Paul Steckler and his namesake heirs. Lewis plays all three including the current version, John Paul Steckler VII. It then jumps to a congressional hearing being run by Congressman Mandeville (Gale Gordon - The Lucy Show). Mandeville is quizzing the Navy's Vice Admiral Bludde (pronounced "blood", played by Robert Middleton) about a missing WW II destroyer support ship. The congressman wants to know what has happened to the $5 million vessel before he allows his committee to approve the Navy's proposed $4 billion budget. Bludde promises to get to the bottom of it right away, and is given 10 days to find out.

Of course, Bludde finds out that the last person responsible for the ship was Lewis's character, Steckler VII, though he assumes it might have been stolen. Cut to Steckler, who is seen celebrating with his bride Prudence (Spencer) on their wedding day; his mother-in-law is played by Mabel Albertson. Mary Treen appears, uncredited, at the festivities. After a few funny moments, the newlyweds depart the proceedings but their car is pulled over by an official Navy automobile. Claude Akins plays the Lieutenant Commander who informs Steckler of his orders to report to Washington, D.C.. Thinking he's going to receive a long overdue medal, Steckler convinces his bride to go with him - they can have their honeymoon there. Of course, once he's there, he finds out that he's responsible for a valuable, missing piece of government property, which he must find immediately else he'll be brought up on charges and jailed. Learning of his nuptials, Bludde has Steckler forcibly removed from his hotel room and put up in the bachelor's officers quarters. Fritz Feld appears, uncredited, as the room service waiter. This frustrates he and his bride, who still haven't consummated their marriage.

No progress is made until Steckler is ordered to report to a Top Secret department where Ensign Benson (Merrill) is assigned to assist him. She puts him under a sort of hypnosis so that he can relate the events on the Kornblatt, the name of the ship, in the final days of the war. Steckler is shown to be a bumbling Ensign when news of the war's end is heard such that every officer who can, resigns, until no one's left to command but Steckler. So Steckler, assisted by Sergeant Wychinski (Mickey Shaughnessy), barely manages to get the Kornblatt underway, from Pearl Harbor, and on its way back to the mainland. Shortly thereafter, they run aground on a reef near an unchartered island. Steckler and Wychinski go ashore where Steckler gets lost and then captured by some Japanese, who have yet to hear about the end of the war. He's almost executed before they do, and then the entire battalion surrenders to Steckler. And that's all he remembers until Benson brings him out of it and Steckler mentions he'd heard that Wychinski had taken the Kornblatt to San Diego. This leads Benson and Steckler on a trip to Florida to find, now professional wrestler Wychinski. Naturally, this will lead to a misunderstanding by his bride and mother-in-law, who had traveled to Washington to stay with her daughter, when they learn that Benson is a woman and that he and she returned from Florida in the same overnight train compartment.

But never fear, everything works out in the end with a surprise, though not entirely unexpected, twist.
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Fun at sea!
grendelkhan18 January 2003
I've always liked this film. It made me laugh when I first saw it as a youngster, and I got a bigger kick out of it as an adult. As a former Naval officer, I can appreciate some of the silliness that Jerry goes through in this movie; from "inheriting" his ship, to the naval bureaucracy.

Dina Merrill is great as Ensign Benson (I actually knew an Ensign Benson, and a Midshipman Shipman, but that's beside the point!) as is Mickey Shaugnessy as the Chief who helps him along (always listen to your Chief).

There's silliness galore, but it wouldn't be Jerry Lewis without it. Look for a nice homage/parody to the Caine Mutiny Courtmartial during the hearing scenes. Gail Gordon is at his ornery best in these scenes.

This is a lighthearted film that makes for an entertaining 90 minutes. Not a classic, but a lot of fun.
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7/10
A Jerry Lewis film that non-fans (like me) may like.
mark.waltz7 June 2022
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Perhaps it's because in this one, he has a strong supporting cast including Diana Spencer as his character's bride, Dina Merrill as a Navy psychiatrist out to help him figure out where he left his ship, Mabel Albertson as the uppity mother-in-law and Gale Gordon as a hearing judge. The story includes many flashbacks of Lewis's character begrudgingly made a naval officer, his inability to command a ship (looking at an instruction booklet to get it moving), dealing with Japanese soldiers stranded on an island who think the war is still going on, and other incidents which caused him to misplace his ship.

It's also amusing to watch Lewis and Spencer struggle to have their honeymoon, his dealings with a parrot while stranded on a tree branch hanging over a steep cliff and an encounter with a large octopus. Lewis knows when to reign it in here so he never becomes over the top to the point where he's obnoxious. Spencer and Merrill are good feminine support and appear to be having a great time making this. So while there are Lewis films I couldn't stand, this is fortunately not one of them, and I found myself laughing more than groaning.
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4/10
Additional Comments on Vammen
jadeavel27 March 2007
As an addition to the above comments by sweetwater4 about the Vammen. I remember a plaque on the mess deck, located on a bulkhead next to the door going to the Chief's quarters, from the movie company thanking the crew for their assistance in filming the movie on board ship. Quite a few crew members appeared in the movie as extra's. I was a crew member on this ship from late 1960 to July 1963. Also when you see the movie it is quite clear that the ship has only one funnel. The Stembel had two funnels along with housed 5" guns where the DE's of this class had open mounts with 3" guns. The two silhouettes are quite different from on another. The Vammen was the only Buckley Class DE to have had the Bridge structure lowered.
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8/10
A rollicking good time with Jerry and the US Navy.
sweetwater-42 January 2007
As with most of the old Jerry Lewis films, "Don't Give Up the Ship" was a very funny movie, rich in the old Jerry Lewis slapstick comedy. It was especially fun for me as I served aboard the ship used in the movie as the "USS Kornblatt". But, no, gentlemen, the trivia section here is incorrect as to the identity of that ship. It was NOT the USS STEMBEL (DD-644), a fleet Destroyer, but USS VAMMEN (DE-644), a Destroyer-Escort. That the "Kornblatt" was a DE was mentioned MANY times in the film. I'm certainly not trying to detract from the film, but merely trying to get my "old Home" some of the recognition she deserves. Sadly there is only one ship of her class that has been preserved as a museum ship anywhere in the country, USS SLATER.
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9/10
Don't Turn the Channel, But Swim the Channel for This Winner!
JLRMovieReviews17 November 2014
It seems that the USS Cornblatt is missing. How can a USS Cornblatt be missing? Oh wait, Jerry Lewis was left in charge of it. In what I think is one of his best films, Jerry Lewis is at his funniest as he is trying to find this huge piece of metal, or else pay an exorbitant amount for it. But wait! He was just married and on his honeymoon, when he was shanghaied. Diana Spencer plays his new wife, and she is very good at being teasingly impatient. He tries to see his wife every chance he gets, but then he is quarantined to private quarters. Mabel Albertson is his mother who frowns on this inconvenience and especially the mention of Jerry's father, who was absolutely no good, absolutely. And, when Ensign Benson, played deliciously by Dina Merrill, is assigned to help Jerry look for the destroyer, he keeps trying to keep her away from his wife. Part of the story is told by way of flashback, when Ensign Benson puts him into hypnosis! Also costarring Mickey Shaughnessy, Gale Gordon, and Claude Akins, this is a feel-good film all over. Up there with "The Delicate Delinquent," this is simply Jerry Lewis at his best.
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Jerry Lewis as the hapless Naval officer.
TxMike14 June 2015
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I grew up on movies and TV shows with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis (neither of those names are their actual birth names), but I mostly saw their stuff from the 1960s onward. This 1959 movie with Jerry Lewis is a real gem, it is a good mixture of semi-serious stuff and Lewis' goofball type of physical humor.

It is just shortly after WW2 ended, Jerry Lewis (early 30s) is John Paul Steckler VII. He is called in by the brass to account for some missing items. The big one turns out to be a destroyer escort, back then valued at over $5 Million. He signed it in but it cannot be located. So he is given the task, find it or pay for it!

Pretty Dina Merrill is good as the pretty Ensign Rita J. Benson, assigned to work with and travel with Steckler to find the missing ship. This unfortunately for Steckler all starts the day he got married, and looking forward to his honeymoon night, which now has to be postponed.

As they search for the ship we eventually learn through flashbacks what actually happened. And that included a funny scene where they encounter a group of Japanese soldiers on a S. Pacific island, unaware that the war was over. A very entertaining movie, unless you really don't like Jerry Lewis and his brand of humor.

SPOILERS: They eventually track down the man who was the chief petty officer, now a wrestler, he told them he believed the ship had been relegated to target practice and was sunk. They eventually found the sunken ship, brought back its brass bell as evidence, to the congressional hearing. It turns out the man who was trying to prosecute Steckler, Gale Gordon as Congressman Mandeville, had been the one some years earlier who ordered that the ship be relegated to target practice and "don't bother with any paperwork."
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8/10
" Honey how could you? . . . . Well, it Wasn't Easy!!!! "
thinker169116 February 2012
The raw talent of comic Jerry Lewis, has rarely been equaled, but not often surpassed. He has entertained American audiences for decades. Today, his star power has become a present staple in France. Here, is one of his finer offerings. It's called " Don't Give up The Ship. " In this movie, Jerry plays John Paul Steckler the VII, who as fate would have it, is the Jr. Officer of the U.S.S. KornBlatt. Shortly before the end of WWII, he is ordered to sail the ship to the U.S. where the ship is to be decommissioned. Unfortunately, he is accidentally stranded on a Japanese held island and fails to report the loss of his ship. Now, years later, he is summoned to Washington, by Congressman Mandeville, (Gale Gordon) and Adm. Bludde (Robert Middleton) to explain where he last left his ship. This on the eve of his wedding. Only with the help of Ens. Benson (Dina Merrill) and Stan Wychinsky (Mickey Shaughnessy) can he hope to remember where the missing ship is. This film is one of Lewis's finest examples of true laughter in it's purest form. A Classic by any other name which has stood the test of time. ****
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9/10
Jerry's big trouble
Petey-103 January 2007
Jerry Lewis plays John Paul Steckler VII who has just got married to beautiful Prudence Trabert (Diana Spencer).The bliss doesn't last for too long.John happens to be a Navy officer and he was responsible for getting USS Kornblatt home after the WWII ended.USS Kornblatt is a battleship.John Paul Steckler (the seventh) has hard time remembering where he left the vessel.Now he has ten days to find it or he's in big trouble.He won't be having too much time for the honeymoon.He does get close to a woman but that woman isn't his wife.That woman is Ensign Rita Benson (Dina Merrill) who's there to help John Paul Steckler (the seventh) with his trouble.When Prudence finds out that the Ensign is a she and that they shared a cabin together in a train that means another trouble for John.This time marital.Norman Taurog's Don't Give Up the Ship (1959) gives the Jerry Lewis fans what they need; Laughs, lots of, lots of laughs.Jerry is surrounded in this movie with beautiful and talented ladies.Dina Merrill and Diana Spencer are both superb.Mickey Shaughnessy does the part of Stan Wychinski and he does it brilliantly.Robert Middleton is great as Bludde.There are lots of funny scenes in this movie.In one awfully funny one John is at the bottom of the sea diving with Stan.Oh man did I laugh! In another funny scene Jerry ends up in a wrestling ring.Jerry Lewis is the mastermind behind many classic movies.He may not have directed or written this one but he is there with his comedy.That's enough.His comic touch makes this movie something really special.Jerry's comedy is something very original, something you can't copy.Many have tried, many have failed.Some have gotten close maybe, but nobody can beat the original.
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8/10
The Quest For The Kornblatt
bkoganbing16 October 2008
The destroyer USS Kornblatt has been missing since World War II and Congressman Gale Gordon wants to know where it is. It's several million dollars worth of taxpayer's money from Uncle Sam. The last guy in charge was a career Navy man who since World War II has risen from Ensign to Lieutenant John Paul Steckler VII played in every generation by Jerry Lewis.

Don't Give Up The Ship deals precisely with a guy who apparently did just that and can't find it now. In a brief prologue to the film we see how Jerry playing several members of his family served their country in a kind of homage to Alec Guinness in Kind Hearts and Coronets. Despite a Steckler serving in the Navy for seven generations, the USA still became a superpower.

As VJ Day was celebrated the USS Kornblatt was given orders to sail to San Diego and be decommissioned. Every other officer had enough points for discharge so command devolved on Jerry Lewis. The Kornblatt stopped at an island where Lewis was captured by some Japanese soldiers left there who weren't told the war was over. His men left him there, thinking he was killed. That was the last he saw of his ship.

With this renewed interest in the Kornblatt and Navy appropriations on the line, Admiral Robert Middleton has given Lewis a special assignment to find his lost destroyer. Aiding him is Ensign Dina Merrill from Naval Intelligence.

On top of everything else Jerry's planning to get married to Diana Spencer and the wedding has to be postponed. Diana's not understanding her beloved working in close quarters with Merrill. Romantic complications are the last thing Jerry needs.

I think Don't Give Up The Ship was one of Jerry Lewis's funniest solo films since breaking up with Dino. It's got a lot of good physical comedy that Lewis excelled at and many opportunities to overact outrageously and with gusto.

It's a must for Jerry Lewis fans.
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8/10
One of Jerry's best!
joyyrider-2561616 September 2021
As wacky/slapstick comedies go this one hits a lot of it's marks. While Lewis' antics can get stifling in many of his movies, he nailed this one. He gets just about everything right in this one. And the Navy backdrop only enlightens it.
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8/10
It makes you laugh and entertain a lot.
puskullu_moruk7 November 2023
One of jerry lewis' good films in which he broke up with dean martin and played his own leading roles. Things like his goofiness and clumsiness, his every job going wrong, his inability to get married and do that job are very similar to turkish cinema and it makes us laugh and entertain a lot.

To give you a little bit of information about the film, the ship shown as uss kornblatt was actually uss vammen (de644). Decommissioned 1 august 1962. On 18 february 1972 she was used as a training target for the condor missile and sank. In the film she was actually used with her real crew.

Jerry lewis presented the crew of the uss vammen with an expensive "hi-fi" set in exchange for their participation in the film.

The US Navy used the time during which the ship and crew were filmed to conduct training manoeuvres underway in the western and central carolines, bonins, northern marianas and volcano islands, all part of the navy-managed pacific islands trust area.
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Don't give up the ship was filmed on the USS Gregory
frukie28 September 2007
I do not know where these people got their info.,but for all intents and purposes,it's wrong.The movie,(or most of it)was filmed aboard the USS Gregory DD802.I was aboard the Gregory when it was filmed and participated in the filming as an extra.At least I guess thats what you'd call me,as I was a member of the crew.I was a BTFN at the time.Jerry Lewis tossed a ball with members of the crew and crewmen on a tender tied up opposite us at the pier during breaks and lunch.This was in 1955or56 I think,and I was transferred to the USS Vammen DE644 in June of 1958.I may be off a little on my dates but my memory of the filming is not.I cannot understand why anyone would say they were at the filming when they were not,unless they filmed at more than one location.

Fred Williams
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