The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series 1960–1968) Poster

(1960–1968)

Howard McNear: Floyd Lawson, Floyd Colby, Floyd, The Barber

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Quotes 

  • [Goober thinks he has whiplash] 

    Goober Pyle : Floyd made the diagnosis.

    Andy Taylor : Floyd, what do you know about whiplash?

    Floyd Lawson : What do you mean? A barber does a lot of work around the back of the neck.

  • [after a haircut at Floyd's] 

    Andy Taylor : Floyd.

    Floyd Lawson : What's the matter?

    Andy Taylor : My sideburns.

    Floyd Lawson : Your sideburns - what's the matter with your sideburns?

    Andy Taylor : Why, they're both even.

    Floyd Lawson : Well, I'll be dogged. How'd that happen?

    Andy Taylor : I declare, Floyd, I believe you're getting the hang of it. And looka there - they're the right length and everything.

  • Floyd Lawson : [while looking at himself in the mirror]  Wretch, wretch! Deceitful wretch!

  • Floyd Lawson : Speak softly and carry a big stick. That's true, too. It would work well in a gang fight. Swing it around, you're bound to hit something.

  • Floyd Lawson : If I keep this up I'll probably end up with a barber's claw from holding the shears all day.

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