Sex Kittens Go to College (1960)

Jackie Coogan: Wildcat MacPherson

Quotes 

• Wildcat MacPherson : Meet me at the Passion Pit parking lot. Love that bbq! Best ribs this side of Moscow.

  George Barton : The Passion Pit? Admiral, you know what happened the last time. Remember, that waitress?

  Wildcat MacPherson : Why do you think I'm going back? 8:30, Georgie!

• Wildcat MacPherson : George, isn't that Watts?

  George Barton : What? Where?

  Wildcat MacPherson : Not, what's where. Professor Watts. There!

• Wildcat MacPherson : Wildcat's my name and oil's my game!

• Wildcat MacPherson : What did I tell you, George. Inspiring, isn't it? Young Americans at play. Healthy young minds and healthy young bodies, relaxing from the tensions of the day.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Come along, Zorch, let's dance.

  Wildcat MacPherson : Where I come from its a gentleman usually asks the lady to dance.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Let's just say Zorch brings out the *beast* in me.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : I'm way out, Daddy-O. I mean this is like the livin' end, man.

  Wildcat MacPherson : Oh, quite a grasp of the vernacular. Tell me, you like this place? The nightclubs, I mean?

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Crazy. In fact, before I came here, I considered a place like this was my little home away from home.

  Wildcat MacPherson : Oh?

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Perhaps you remember me? My professional name was Monclair.

  Wildcat MacPherson : Monclair?

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : *Tassels* Monclair. Sometimes they just billed me as: Tassels.

  Wildcat MacPherson : Tassels?

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : You know, I used to come out and wiggle my - tassel.

  Wildcat MacPherson : The Tallahassee Torso Tosser!

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : You're almost on the ball, Daddy-O. The Tallahassee Tassel Tosser.

  Wildcat MacPherson : Is there really a difference?

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : I tossed tassels in the biggest clubs in the country.

• Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : What a lovely timepiece, Admiral.

  Wildcat MacPherson : Oh, I have quite a collection. Surprising, isn't it? A rough, tough man like me.

  Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Not at all. One look and I knew you were the kind to make time.

• Wildcat MacPherson : Would you be interested in a little bribe?