Bachelor in Paradise (1961)

John McGiver: Austin Palfrey

Quotes 

• Austin Palfrey : [after Niles testifies in court to his love for Rosemary]  You idiot - you've ruined everything. Now you're just another guy.

  Adam J. Niles : Yeah, and it's about time.

• Adam J. Niles : I'll need a secretary.

  Austin Palfrey : One ugly secretary.

  Adam J. Niles : One that can type, huh?

• Adam J. Niles : How am I going to live?

  Austin Palfrey : I'll subsidise you. Your rent, and 75 dollars a week.

  Adam J. Niles : 75 dollars? Look, don't go over budget just to save a human life.

  Austin Palfrey : 85, and not a penny more. You can eat oatmeal instead of caviar.

  Adam J. Niles : Yeah, but it tastes terrible with champagne.

• Austin Palfrey : One more thing, this is America. Not Europe. Our attitude towards our women is different.

  Adam J. Niles : Sex hasn't gone out, has it?

  Austin Palfrey : No, of course not.

  Adam J. Niles : I'd heard it'd been replaced by television.