The Honeymoon Machine (1961)
Jack Mullaney: Lt. Beauregard 'Beau' Gilliam
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Lt. Fergie Howard : Beau'll join you as soon as he gets into his civvies.
Lt. Beau Gilliam : My civvies?
Lt. Fergie Howard : You brought 'em, didn't ya?
Lt. Beau Gilliam : Yeah. But I won't wear 'em, Fergie.
Lt. Fergie Howard : I beg your pardon?
Lt. Beau Gilliam : Well you saw the duty board this morning. We were specifically ordered to wear whites. Any officer caught ashore in his civvies is gonna have his tail in a sling. And the order was signed by Admiral Fitch himself.
Lt. Fergie Howard : Old Foghorn.
Jason Eldridge : Fergie, we agreed not to break any regulations we didn't have to.
Lt. Fergie Howard : Uh huh. But we have to. We can't get into the casino in Navy uniforms. It's off limits.
Lt. Beau Gilliam : Off limits? And in civvies too? I'll be breaking two regulations at once!
Lt. Fergie Howard : That's right, it's sort of a package deal. Now get in there and get out of that uniform and that's an order, Lieutenant *junior* grade Gilliam!