Honey's Money (1962)

Mel Blanc: Yosemite Sam

Quotes 

• Yosemite Sam : When I get my hands on that money, I'll buy the old ladies' home and kick the old ladies out.

  [laughs] 

  Yosemite Sam : I'll have the orphanage torn down, and get rid of the police force.

• Yosemite Sam : [after the wedding]  Well, that's that. Now for some good old luxury living.

  [sits in a living room chair] 

  Yosemite Sam : Uh, just let me know when dinner's ready.

  The Wealthy Widow : All right, you! Haul your carcass out of that chair and get busy with the housework!

  Yosemite Sam : Housework? Are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind? Now turn on the TV set for me, my good woman!

  [the widow pulls Sam's chair back, and Sam flies out of it] 

• The Wealthy Widow : [watching Sam play "horsey" with Wentworth]  Oh, that's nice. Now you better take Wentworth to the playground for some fresh air.

  Yosemite Sam : What? Well, I'm not takin' no Wentworth to no playground!

  The Wealthy Widow : Yes you ARE!

  Yosemite Sam : No I'm NOT!

  The Wealthy Widow : YES YOU ARE!

  Yosemite Sam : NO I'M NOT!

  The Wealthy Widow : [yells so loud her voice pushes Sam across the room]  YES YOU ARE!

  Wentworth : [to camera]  My dad and mommy are fighting.