- Marion Keyser: [Marion Keyser is flirting with Barbara's boyfriend Michael, when Barbara shows up.] I don't cook as well as a certain other person?
- Barbara Holstein: Can I speak to you for a moment, Michael? Only when Miss Keyser has left.
- Marion Keyser: So, it is about me?
- Barbara Holstein: Yes.
- Marion Keyser: Good. Feel free to keep talking, I am not sensitive.
- Barbara Holstein: [sarcastically] Oh, I noticed that.
- Konsul Otto Keyser: [Michael Lutz, Otto Keyser and Marion are stranded on an island with no food or water. Polizeikommandant, with 4 policemen, shows up in a police-boat, and arrests only Michael Lutz.] But, General, you can't leave us on an island with no food or water. Take us with you.
- Polizeikommandant Pepe: This is a police-boat, not a pleasure-boat.
- Marion Keyser: [pleading] You can't leave us here to starve.
- Polizeikommandant Pepe: [pointing to Michael Lutz] That man is arrested.
- Konsul Otto Keyser: Then arrest me, too. Please, please.
- Polizeikommandant Pepe: [blandly] I have no reason.
- Konsul Otto Keyser: How about insulting an official?
- Polizeikommandant Pepe: [thinks about it] Yeah.
- Konsul Otto Keyser: You silly twerp!
- Polizeikommandant Pepe: [gets angry, yells to guards] Arrest him!
- Konsul Otto Keyser: Marion, make sure that you come, too.
- Marion Keyser: Yes, papa.
- [She slaps the Polizeikommandant, and she promptly gets arrested.]