- [Last lines]
- Gloria Hoskins: [At the petrol station looking across at the Rolls Royce] 'ere Sid, look at that lovely car. And that lady's diamonds, and ooh that mink coat. You've never bought me a mink coat.
- Sidney Pudney: [Drawing on his cigar] Gloria, these things take time. That lady looks like she's loaded.
- Sidney Pudney: [Gladys turns around] Gladys, is that you ? but but but...
- Gladys Worthing: Yes Sidney it is me.
- Sidney Pudney: But but, how ?
- Gladys Worthing: Yes, it's all mine, and yes these are my children.
- Sidney Pudney: [Speechless] gulp.
- Gladys Worthing: And if you want to know how, you'll have to ask your monkey.
- Gloria Hoskins: [Bursts out laughing]
- Sidney Pudney: No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the... oh what's the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway.