Hootenanny Hoot (1963)

Ruta Lee: A.G. Bannister

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• Ted Grover : How's a fella supposed to kiss a gal when she's yapping all the time?

  A.G. Bannister : Well, you could have hit me in the nose.

  Ted Grover : Oh, no. No, it never happened. You might hit back.

• A.G. Bannister : What's the matter? Afraid I'm going to seduce you?

  Ted Grover : Well, now, that would be interesting. Just my conscience to worry about.

  A.G. Bannister : Well, now, what if I promised you - that you wouldn't hate yourself in the morning, huh?

  [seductive kiss] 

• A.G. Bannister : What's a hootenanny?

  Steve Laughlin : Beats me? I think it's something like hoof-and-mouth disease.

• A.G. Bannister : They're doing this thing at a college, huh?

  Steve Laughlin : Yeah, can you imagine going to college and flunking hootenanny?

  A.G. Bannister : Well, knowing Ted, he'll be majoring in co-eds.

• Steve Laughlin : Sveetheart, come over here for a second. There is a law in physics that seems to apply to dis very situation. When an irresistible force, meets an immovable object...

  Steve Laughlin , A.G. Bannister : Somesings got to give.

  Steve Laughlin : Ya. I'll leave you with that little thought.

• A.G. Bannister : Sweetheart, I see you're still taking your nasty pills.

  Ted Grover : A.G., why don't you search out somebody else to haunt.