The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)

Nydia Westman: Mrs. Cobb

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Hutchinson : I was only two blocks away that awful night, at my sister Clara's. We we sort of... listening to the organ, you know... the midnight bells were ringing... I turned to Clara and said, "Clara; the organ music sounds strange tonight!"...

  Mrs. Natalie Miller : Well... what did Clara say?

  Mrs. Hutchinson : She said, "Yes, it does!" You know Clara!

  Mrs. Natalie Miller : Well, they say there are still bloodstains on the organ keys...

  Mrs. Hutchinson : That's right; they've never been able to get them off.

  Mrs. Cobb : And they used Bon-Ami!

  Mrs. Natalie Miller : Everybody says he still comes there and plays, at midnight...

  Mrs. Cobb : Doesn't play as well as he used to!

• [repeated line] 

  Mrs. Cobb : And they used Bon-Ami!

• Mrs. Hutchinson : I never liked his eyes. So dark.

  Mrs. Cobb : His eyes were blue.

  Mrs. Hutchinson : Dark eyes!

  Mrs. Natalie Miller : Girls, really.

  Mrs. Cobb : *All* the Simmonses had the Simmons eyes.

• Mrs. Cobb : My niece Malva bought a print at Belson's. It was red, and had yellow flowers across the...

  [whispers] 

  Mrs. Cobb : the bosoms.

• Mrs. Natalie Miller : Where on earth is Luther? He'll be late for his own speech.

  Mrs. Cobb : Celebrities are never on time.

• Mrs. Natalie Miller : I don't blame Luther one iota. If I'd seen someone laying in front of that spooky place, I'd think he was dead too.

  Mrs. Hutchinson : It's a murder house. I wouldn't go near there for 100.

  Mrs. Cobb : I wouldn't go near there for 200.

  Mrs. Hutchinson : Three hundred.

  Mrs. Cobb : Four.

  Mrs. Hutchinson : Five.

  Mrs. Cobb : Six.

  Mrs. Natalie Miller : Girls, girls, please.

  Mrs. Hutchinson : Anyway, it's a murder house.

  Mrs. Cobb : Murder *and* suicide. Murder and suicide.