That Darn Cat! (1965)

William Demarest: Mr. MacDougall

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Quotes 

• Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) : Good night, old woman, I can't hear a word you're saying, but whatever it is, I disagree with you one hundred percent!

• Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) : [immediately after Kipp MacDougall left the house to snoop, Wilbur MacDaogall went to the telephone, to call the police, on her!]  I always say, if you got a duty, you ought to do it.

  Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) : [speaking to the telephone operator]  Get me the police.

  Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) : [after operator connected him to the police]  Police? I want to report a prowler. Yeah, he's dressed like an old woman. Running around, looking in windows. No telling what he's up to. Yeah, and tell your men to be careful. He's dangerous!

• [Patti picked up the spare micrphoned cat collar and takes Ingrid to another room, in their house, for Zeke Kelso to find her, with the FBI locating device] 

  Ingrid Randall : [Ingrid speaking with microphoned spare cat collar]  Mister Kelso... if you don't mind, let's get going.

  Zeke Kelso : Be patient, it's not nine o'clock yet.

  Ingrid Randall : [just as Zeke Kelso sneezed]  Let's get going.

  Zeke Kelso : [Zeke Kelso acted as he thought the cat really spoke English]  Now, wait a minute. Let's pull ourselves together, here a minute.

  Ingrid Randall : [louder and angrily]  Patti, you little wretch, let m out of here, I'm suffocating!

  Zeke Kelso : Oh.

  Ingrid Randall : [Ingrid angrily pounds on the closet door]  Hey!

  [Ingrid pounds on the closet door again] 

  Ingrid Randall : Let me out of here!

  Zeke Kelso : I'll get you out. Patti's gone to the movies.

  Ingrid Randall : Gone to the movies?

  Zeke Kelso : There's something that seems to be stuck here.

  Ingrid Randall : Well, open it. There's no air, I'm suffocating!

  Zeke Kelso : Yeah, well don't worry, I'll go get a screwdriver.

  Ingrid Randall : I'm suffocating! Get me out of here!

  Zeke Kelso : [DC starts to leave the house]  I'm sorry, I've got to follow it.

  Ingrid Randall : Don't you dare follow that cat! Let me out of here! There's no air!

  Zeke Kelso : I'll be back. Probably just an hour or two. Lie down on the floor, there's usually more air down there.

  [Zeke Kelso then tried waving air through the door, to Ingrid] 

  Ingrid Randall : I'm gonna scream!

  Zeke Kelso : Worst thing you can do. It uses up all the air.

  Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall) : [Ingrid Marshall screamed extremely loud and hard]  I distinctly heard a woman scream.

  Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) : Right.

  [Wilbur MacDougall grabbed Kipp MacDougall's arm to keep her at the kitchen sink] 

  Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) : If you don't keep away, you're going to hear another.

  Zeke Kelso : [DC left the house, while Zeke Kelso on dis-connecting the closet door hinges, that Ingrid was apparently locked in]  Okay, push.

  [the closet door opens, knocking Zeke Kelso onto the bed, behind him] 

  Zeke Kelso : I'd have that latched fixed. Especially, if you go in there a lot. Excuse me, but I've got to run. I just hope I haven't lost the cat.

  Ingrid Randall : [as Ingrid catches her breath, she speaks irately]  Go ahead and follow that cat. And when you find him, do me a favor. The both of you just stay there!

  Zeke Kelso : [shortly after Zeke Kelso freed Ingrid Marshall from the locked closet, he starts his search for DC, and DC is next to a motor cylist, that is about to start the engine]  Oh!

  [Zeke Kelso's remark was from the motorcycle starting] 

  Zeke Kelso : [the motorcycle driver, starting its engine almost broke, injured or deafened Zeke Kelso's ear drum] 

• Wilbur MacDougall : Come on, back in the house, snoopy.