Those Calloways (1965)
Ed Wynn: Ed Parker
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Ed Parker : Say, young man, do you know the best way to cook a goose?
Dell Fraser : Eh?
Alf Simes : He wants to know if you know the best way to cook a goose.
Dell Fraser : No.
Alf Simes : [shouting] He says "no", Ed.
Ed Parker : Oh.
Alf Simes : [to Abbott] He's kinda hard o' hearing.
Ed Parker : Well, Sir, you take a goose and you put it in a pan. And you take a hand, a big hand, full of bread stuffing, you know? And then you mix that stuffing thoroughly with about, eh, oh, I'd say a half a jug of hard cider. Then you put in a pinch of nutmeg, just a pinch. Then you baste the goose for about, er, oh... about three hours. You baste it with a pint and half of good Jamaica rum.
Dell Fraser : [skeptically] yeah, well...
Ed Parker : Then, you throw the goose away. And you drink the gravy!