- Sam the Sham: [singing] My baby wears red silk stockings, Cause all her girl friends do, And when we dance she's got to dance, Like all her girl friends do, Monkey See, Monkey Do
- Sam the Sham, Dave, Ray, Jerry, Butch: Monkey See, Monkey Do.
- Sam the Sham: Monkey See! Monkey Do.
- Sam the Sham, Dave, Ray, Jerry, Butch: Monkey See, Monkey Do.
- Sam the Sham: She's got to be in that clique, And all that jive just makes me sick, Monkey See, Monkey Do
- Sam the Sham, Dave, Ray, Jerry, Butch: Monkey See, Monkey Do...
- Danny Churchill: Look, we had to have a chorus line, you know that. You saw how those guys danced in rehearsal. At least these girls dance like girls.
- Sam: I wish they danced like guys.
- Tess Raliegh, Show Girls: [singing] Treat me rough, Muss my hair, Don't you dare to, Handle me with care...
- Tess Raliegh, Show Girls: [singing] Keep on treating me rough, Treat me rough, Pinch my cheek, Kiss and hug and squeeze me, Till I'm weak, I've been pampered enough, baby, Keep on treating me rough...
- Mr. Stokes: Danny, the stockholders could demand a proxy fight on the basis of your reputation alone!
- Danny Churchill: Just because I like girls?
- Mr. Stokes: Most men like them, my boy, but, not on the front pages of newspapers.
- Mr. Stokes: Why, in the name of all that's sacred, did you have to take those girls into the Men's dormitory?
- Danny Churchill: [singing] I want my arms about you, Don't be a naughty baby, Come to Papa, Come to Papa, Do...
- Tess Raliegh: Do you know how much I love Danny?
- Mr. Stokes: Oh, come now! You were never in love with him.
- Tess Raliegh: My lawyer says I was.
- Tony Reese: We'd like to talk to you about your career, now.
- Ppper Davis: I never fought in Korea.
- Tony Reese: Not Korea, career.
- Ppper Davis: Oh, career. I thought you said Korea.
- Tony Reese: Let's be a little more specific, shall we.
- Ppper Davis: I never fought in the Pacific - mostly on the East Coast. I fight a lot.
- Tony Reese: You want to tell us about your East Coast triumphs?
- Ppper Davis: Well, most of them are married now.
- Ginger Gray: Pop never grew up, I guess. Work doesn't mean anything to him. He thinks life is just - one big ball.
- Ginger Gray: I suppose you're rich?
- Danny Churchill: Well, my father enjoyed making money - and I enjoy spending it.
- Ginger Gray: What did you think you were buying with that 17 hundred dollars? Me?
- Danny Churchill: You can't blame me for trying.
- Ginger Gray: It must come very easy for you to buy women.
- Bill Dennis: Yeah, I noticed her myself. Pain Gray's daughter's a heap of woman! Maybe too much woman for you.
- Bill Dennis: Dude Ranch!
- Danny Churchill: For divorcees.
- Bill Dennis: You mean you're gonna round up all them juicy little divorcees into one corral!
- Danny Churchill: Paying good money for room and board.
- Bill Dennis: Oh, man! That's - that's like findin' prize herd on your grazin' land.
- Tess Raliegh: [singing] Ladies if you want to catch a man among men, You'll have to be manhandled now and then, So, treat me rough, Twist my arm, If I *scream*, It's a false alarm, Just keep playin' it tough, muscles, Keep on treatin' me rough...
- Danny Churchill: How much do you want, Tess?
- Tess Raliegh: All of you. Every livin' doll inch of you. Shall we make plans in my dressing room?
- Tess Raliegh: I realized that I didn't want just an itty bitty amount - when I thought of the fun we could have spending all your money - as man and wife.
- Danny Churchill: Man and - wife? What about your career? I mean, you have talent.
- Tess Raliegh: I have talent that you haven't even *seen* yet.
- Ginger Gray: Oh, Danny boy. Why don't you have that line mimeographed? Then, all you'd have to do is send a girl a piece of paper.
- Bill Dennis: What do you think, Phin?
- Phin Gray: Well, as the immortal bard once said, "Hotels make strange bedfellows."
- Man in Audience: We never had boys like that in college when I went to school.
- Man in Audience #2: It is strange.
- Ginger Gray: You know, living in these hills, a body gets to see the sky more than you city people. Nothing but time and space out there, and some of it belongs to all of us. Time, sitting, thinking about things, and the space to do it in.
- Dude Ranch Guest: My, you're a big one, aren't you?
- Danny Churchill: Yeah, but I'm skinny. You can ask anybody.
- Dude Ranch Guest: Nothing wrong with you a little home cooking wouldn't cure.