The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming (1966) Poster

Theodore Bikel: Captain

Quotes 

  • Link Mattocks : Tell the Captain he's under arrest.

    Rozanov : But I...

    Link Mattocks : Tell the Captain he's under arrest!

    Rozanov : [in Russian, subtitled]  The policeman says you are under arrest.

    Captain : [laughs loudly, speaking in Russian, subtitled]  Tell him that I'm going to blow this town to pieces!

    Link Mattocks : [to Rozanov]  What did he say?

    Rozanov : Well, he's angry, yes. He says, "you stupid idiot," he will blow up the town.

  • Captain : [in Russian, subtitled]  Comrade, won't you come aboard? Where is everybody?

    Rozanov : [in Russian]  Comrade Captain, didn't Lysenko reach you?

    Captain : [in Russian]  Lysenko? No. Why do you think I'm here, huh?

    Rozanov : Tovarishch Kapitan...

    Captain : [in Russian]  Comrade Lieutenant Rozanov, immediately deliver all the shore party aboard.

    Rozanov : [in Russian]  They're not here!

    Captain : [in Russian]  Rozanov, the Americans are lying to you. Don't belive them. They are holding my sailors prisoners.

    Rozanov : Tovarishch Kapitan...

    Captain : [in Russian]  Comrade Lieutenant Rozanov, I'm giving an order to deliver all my men aboard. Otherwise, I will straighten out this island in such a manner that nobody will be able to find it! I will explode it, do you here me? I will obliterate it from the face of the Earth! I'm giving you three minutes!

  • Captain : [in Russian, subtitled, after the submarine runs aground]  Devil take it! What a mess! What a mess.

  • [first lines] 

    [Rozanov arrives on the bridge of the Russian submarine after learing from the chart man how close they are to the USA coast] 

    Rozanov : [in Russian, subtitled]  What is it Captain? What are you doing?

    Rozanov : [to a chart man in Russian]  Show me our position.

    [the chart man shows Rozanov how close they are to an island] 

    Rozanov : [in Russian]  What? *What*? Tovarich Captain...

    Captain : [in Russian]  Take it easy.

    Rozanov : [in Russian]  Permit me, Captain. Look at our position.

    Captain : [in Russian]  I don't need your advice.

    Rozanov : [in Russian]  But this is dangerous! The chart is old! We do not know these waters.

    Russian sailor : [in Russian]  Comrade Captain, our depth is at twenty-eight fathoms.

    Rozanov : Tovarich Captain...

    Captain : [in Russian]  Rozanov, shut up! You are a fool!

    Rozanov : [in Russian]  What? But we're at twenty-eight!

    Captain : [in Russian]  Leave the tower or I'll place you under arrest!

    Russian sailor : [in Russian]  Twenty-three fathoms.

    Rozanov : [in Russian]  Don't you hear it?

    Captain : [in Russian]  Rozanov, I gave you an order!

    [after a pause as the beeping of the sonar grows more intense] 

    Russian sailor : [in Russian]  Sixteen fathoms!

    Rozanov : [in Russian to the sailors]  Surface! Stop engines!

    Captain : [in Russian]  How dare you!

    Russian sailor : [in Russian]  Twelve fathoms!

    Captain : [in Russian]  Down periscope! Full speed astern!

    Russian sailor : [in Russian, looking as the sonar]  Eight... seven... six... five...

    [the submarine shutters violently as it runs aground] 

  • Link Mattocks : [to the Russian sub captain after telling him that he's under arrest]  All right, let's have your name and address.

    Rozanov : [translating in Russian]  He wants our address.

    Captain : [to the Russian sailors, in Russian]  Point your gun... take aim right between their eyes!

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