Spy in Your Eye (1965)

Dana Andrews: Col. Lancaster

Quotes 

• Brad : Hasn't Seaton told you about the radio impulses coming from your house?

  Col. Lancaster : No. Seaton?

  Seaton : Yes, Colonel!

  Col. Lancaster : What's this all about?

  Seaton : Nothing very precise. I mean... the signals are weak, but the strange thing is: you can hear them even here.

  Col. Lancaster : Well, can you detect the source of the impulses with that thing?

  Seaton : I... could try, Sir.

  Col. Lancaster : Go ahead and try it, quickly!

  Seaton : Yes. Yes... I've got it.

  Brad : Here? Where?

  Seaton : It's coming from here.

  Col. Lancaster : The eye! I'll be damned.

• Col. Lancaster : Welcome aboard, Brad.

  Brad : It's always a pleasure to visit your boat, Colonel.

  Col. Lancaster : Inherited from the Lancasters. The service doesn't offer this kind of transportation.

  Brad : [chuckles]  My salary wouldn't even pay for the fuel.

• Col. Lancaster : Come over here. Go ahead an open it up.

  [the opened trunk contains the body of their stabbed agent] 

  Col. Lancaster : It was sent to my villa last night. No card from the donor.

  Brad : He looks pretty dead.

  Col. Lancaster : He is. Knifed in the heart. Once we're out to sea we'll dump him. I don't want to keep this kind of cargo aboard. No license.

• Col. Lancaster : You've heard of the laser, of course.

  Brad : Classical military legend. The super death ray.

  Col. Lancaster : Precisely. And our boys at the defense department have been playing with the same toys. McGruder says that the girl hasn't talked, at least not yet.

  Brad : What do you want from me, Colonel?

  Col. Lancaster : The girl. And right away.

• Willie : Good morning, Colonel!

  Brad : Hi Willie. Thought you were in Hong Kong.

  Willie : Oh brother, was I. I ate boiled serpents and fried ants for three weeks. What's on the menu this time, Colonel?

  Col. Lancaster : Couscous, gentlemen. I hope you don't get indigestion.