- Kenji: Rion! Rion!
- Mark Garrison: Lion?
- [Kenji points to Brutus, standing over Mr. Toyama, laying on the ground]
- Fran Garrison: Brutus! Mark call him off. Mr. Toyama.
- Mr. Toyama: Take away rion!
- Fran Garrison: That's not a lion, that's a dog.
- Mr. Toyama: [sits up] You call THAT, dog?
- Fran Garrison: Mark it's hard enough to cater a party for 60 people without that four legged demolition squad running in the middle of it.
- Mark Garrison: Demolition squad? Well what about that, that wrecking crew of yours, huh?
- [the Dacshunds]
- Garbage Man: [after Mark rescues Chloe from the back of the garbage truck] Hey you know something? I'll bet that's why Brutus wouldn't let me in the truck, he knew that little pooch was in there.
- Mark Garrison: It's certainly looking that way, don't you think, Fran?