The Bear That Wasn't (1967)

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Quotes 

• Foreman : Alright, you! Coffee break's over. Get back to work!

  Bear : [stutters]  But, I... I don't work here.

  Foreman : You wanna go on report, huh? Do ya?

  Bear : [stutters]  But, but I don't work here. I'm a bear.

  Foreman : A what? A bear? *laughs* A BEAR? OH, BOY! *guffaws*

  Foreman's Badge : What an excuse to keep from working! *laughs*

  Bear : I -am- a bear.

  Foreman : [stops laughing and looks the bear in the eye]  Look, bud. Don't give me none of that! You are a silly man who needs a shave and wears a fur coat! And the General Manager's gonna hear of this!