Double Trouble (1967)

Elvis Presley: Guy Lambert

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• Claire Dunham : There isn't an ounce of sympathy in your eyes.

  Guy Lambert : There isn't an ounce of sincerity in yours.

• Guy Lambert : When we get to Bruges, I'll still be as free as a bird.

  Georgie : A canary's a bird.

  Guy Lambert : So?

  Georgie : Ever see one that wasn't locked up? Tweet-tweet.

• Guy Lambert : A friend in need is a pest.

• Guy Lambert : Inspector, what do you do around here for amusement?

  Morley : I arrest people.

• Guy Lambert : What are you complaining about? You're married.

  Georgie : That's what I'm complaining about.

• Georgie : It must be the maternal instinct.

  Guy Lambert : What?

  Georgie : That you bring out in chicks.

• Guy Lambert : Let's go.

  Jill Conway : Where to?

  Guy Lambert : To my hotel.

  Jill Conway : Oh, super!

  Guy Lambert : Look, we can't talk here. I'm gonna straighten this thing out once and for all.

  Jill Conway : Super-duper!

• Guy Lambert : I'm crazy about you. I'm nuts about you. I'm mad about you. Absolutely mad about you.

  [sits down] 

  Guy Lambert : I just - sat on the tea service.

  Jill Conway : Yes, I know.

  Guy Lambert : Cups of hot tea are spilling all over.

  Jill Conway : Yes, I know.

  Guy Lambert : It won't take a minute to change.

• Guy Lambert : 17. 17 will get me 20. Oh, that's bad. That's - that's - that's bad. It's very bad. Very. You know, you don't know what you're doing.

  Jill Conway : Well, what I don't know, you can teach me.

  [pushes Guy down on the bed] 

• Jill Conway : You said you loved me!

  Guy Lambert : You say a lot of things when you're trying to... well, you know.

  Jill Conway : You say it to all the girls you're trying to... you know?

  Guy Lambert : No.

  Jill Conway : [excitedly]  No!

  [jumps in Guy's arms] 

• Guy Lambert : You're going home tonight and that's that.

  Jill Conway : Alright. The worst he can do is beat me again.

  Guy Lambert : Sure! The worst he can do is beat you. Beat you? Uncle Gerald?

  Jill Conway : Oh, don't worry. He's very careful. The bruises never show.

  Guy Lambert : The man's a fink!

  Jill Conway : I don't mind the pain, really. But, I dread being locked in my room for days at a time. I get so hungry!

  Guy Lambert : Well, don't just stand there, put your clothes on!

• Guy Lambert : Get off my bed. Get off the bed! Put your shoes back on. Put your shoes back on!

  Jill Conway : My feet hurt.

  Guy Lambert : [mockingly]  My feet hurt.

• Guy Lambert : [singing]  I got double trouble, I got double trouble, I got double trouble, Twice as much as anybody else, oh yeah!

• [first lines] 

  Guy Lambert : Okay, you're on your own girls.

  Twin #1 at London Nightclub , Twin #2 at London Nightclub : Is it true you're leaving us for Belgium, Guy?

  Guy Lambert : Yep. I'm leaving tomorrow night.

  Twin #1 at London Nightclub , Twin #2 at London Nightclub : Oh, boo-hoo!

  Guy Lambert : Boo-hoo? That's a good title for a song.

• Guy Lambert : [singing]  I'll hug you squeeze you tight as I can, It ain't gonna be no one-night stand...

• Guy Lambert : Let's go to work, partner.

  [singing] 

  Guy Lambert : I'll send you red roses by the dozen, I'll call you sweet little things like turtle dove, I'll whisper pretty things in your ear, The kinda things a girl likes to hear, Baby, if you'll give me all of your love...

• Guy Lambert : [singing]  I'll kiss your sweet red cherry lips until you holler stop...

• Guy Lambert : All right!

  [singing] 

  Guy Lambert : I've been thumbin' rides, travellin' light, Walked the streets, till past midnight, Trampin' roads, trails and lanes, Scaling cliffs, fields and plains, Searchin' till the early dawn, For that long legged girl with the short dress on...

• Jill Conway : Don't you remember, darling? You said it was our song.

  Guy Lambert : I did? I did.

  Jill Conway : Sing it to me.

  Guy Lambert : Sing at a time like this?

  Jill Conway : Please! You have no idea what your singing does to me.

  Guy Lambert : Oh. Oh!

  [singing] 

  Guy Lambert : Could I fall in love for the very first time, That's what I ask myself when you're lips touch mine, Could I fall in love on a night like tonight, That's what I'd like to know when I hold you tight, Now that we're alone, Just a kiss apart, I have the answer from the feeling in my heart...

• Guy Lambert : [singing]  Oh, I love only one girl, the one I got my arms around, I love only one girl, one in every town. In Paris there is Mimi, and when the moon is bright, I love to take her walking, along the Seine each night, I kiss her on the left, then I kiss her on the right. Oh, I love only one girl, the one I got my arms around, I love only one girl, one in every town. I'm proud of my Brunhilda, in Frankfurt on the Rhine, Oh she's a lot of woman and all of her is mine, Oh she can lift a Steinway as easy as a stein. Oh, I love only one girl, the one I got my arms around, I love only one girl, one in every town. In Naples there's Maria how she can cook and flirt, You can't beat her lasagna, I eat until I hurt, And then she tops it off with "amore" for dessert...

• Guy Lambert : Good morning.

  Jill Conway : Good morning.

  Guy Lambert : Huh, good morning.

  [singings] 

  Guy Lambert : Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o, And on that farm he had some chicks, ee-i-ee-i-o, With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there, Loud as they could be, And when those chicks got out of line, Chicken fricassee...

• Guy Lambert : [singing]  So, here's where it ends, not lovers but friends, Though your lips are tempting me, Maybe I'm a fool and yet, This wanderer just can't forget, There is so much world to see...