Carry on Follow That Camel (1967)
Phil Silvers: Sgt. Nocker
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Quotes
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Commandant Burger : Are you taking Le Pice?
Sgt. Nocker : Please sir, I'm trying to ask a serious question.
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Sgt. Nocker : Hold it baby. How about giving us the Dance of the Two Veils?
Corktip : You mean seven veils.
Sgt. Nocker : Why bother with preliminaries?
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Sgt. Nocker : Ah, Egypt. Land of mystery. Home of the mighty fairies.
Bertram Oliphant West : You mean pharaohs.
Sgt. Nocker : I know what I mean.
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Simpson : You mean all these ladies are the Sheikh's wives?
Sgt. Nocker : Yes. What's so terrible about that?
Simpson : Think, all those mothers in law!
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[Sgt. Nocker and Commandant Burger are checking the supplies]
Sgt. Nocker : Salt Tablets, The Pill... The Pill? What do you suppose they use that for?
Commandant Burger : I cannot conceive!
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Commandant Burger : [after unveiling Sgt. Nocker as a fake, and he refuses his medal] Nein, nein, nein!
Sgt. Nocker : Well one should be enough!