Britt Ekland: Rachel Schpitendavel
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Quotes
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Rachel Schpitendavel : About the protuberances, papa. I think the Lord might feel different from you, since He's the one who gave me them.
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Rachel Schpitendavel : I'm some handy for dancing.
Raymond Paine : I'll bet. Hey, ummm, what kind of dancing are you handy for?
Rachel Schpitendavel : I dance stories from the Bible.
Raymond Paine : From the Bible?
Professor Spats : It's a book civilians read on Sundays.
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Rachel Schpitendavel : [about Raymond's apartment] My, how warm and how small it is.
Raymond Paine : [laughing] Yeah, so small, I have to go out into the hall to change my mind.
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Rachel Schpitendavel : [Raymond is moving fast to seduce Rachel before he has to go on stage again] One thing I wish only. But then it is asking too much.
Raymond Paine : What?
Rachel Schpitendavel : I dreamed that the first time, there would be a sign to tell me it is right.
Raymond Paine : A sign?
Rachel Schpitendavel : From Him. A sign. The Lord moves in wondrous ways.
Raymond Paine : Yeah, well, uh, why do you want to talk about things like that? We're not here to pray.
[Rachel stiffens, and pulls away]
Raymond Paine : Hey, look, I've heard of everything, but a man and a woman with normal desires hanging around waiting for a sign...
Rachel Schpitendavel : Did I say to wait? Did I?
Raymond Paine : No. But you've got that stained-glass look in your eye.
