Eddie Lawrence: Scratch
Quotes
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Scratch : [the classic "Crazy House" Burlesque sketch is presented on stage] What kind of a joint is this?
Minsky Girl playing Insane Asylum Nurse : Why, this is an asylum.
Scratch : Oh no.
Minsky Girl playing Insane Asylum Nurse : Don't be silly, sir. Crazy people can't hurt you.
Scratch : No, but they can make you hurt yourself!
