Hee Haw (1969–1997)

Grandpa Jones: Self, Self (as Louis M. 'Grandpa' Jones)

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Quotes 

• Roy Clark : What do you call a man that don't believe in birth control?

  Grandpa Jones : A daddy.

• Grandpa Jones : The watermelons just exploded.

• Junior Samples : What' the judge lock up ol' Stan Hawkins for?

  Roy Clark : Bigotry, he had three wives.

  Junior Samples : That's not bigotry, that's... tremedously.

  [falls down laughing] 

  Grandpa Jones : [calling to Junior]  That's trigonometry!