The Monitors (1969)

Avery Schreiber: Max Jordan

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• Max : I'm a butterfly.

  Harry : You are NOT a butterfly.

  Max : I WAS a butterfly. Now I'm a paisley shawl.

• Max : I'm NOT uptight! I just happen to have a natural, God-given ability for hating.

• Max : Are you married?

  Mona : Who, me?

  Max : No, the bread.

• Max : You have to marry somebody to learn how to hate somebody. I'm available.