- [As football players about to be flattened by an opposing team]
- Bobby Joe Mason: NOW what are we supposed to do?
- Curly Neal: Call out the Marines, I think!
- Pablo Robertson: Well, how about surrendering and going over to THEIR side?!
- Pablo Robertson: Did you hear that?! Dr. Bela's gonna turn Geese into a kangaroo!
- Gip: Yeah! He's not gonna fix Geese's wrist, he's gonna cook Geese's goose!
- [Curly is waiting for Geese's wrist to be fixed.]
- Meadowlark: Hey, Curly, how's Geese? Is he going to survive?
- Curly: I don't know.
- Meadowlark: Well, what room is he in?
- Curly: I don't know THAT, either.
- Meadowlark: Curly, you are a real bundle of information!