Queenie's questioned after she's seen out drinking with the local bookie, the men are horrified by a decision to stop in on a Saturday night, and a very expectant visitor discovers that money might be his finest feature.
The men dream about what they'd do if they suddenly came into money, Douglas gets it in the neck for forgetting to post the pools coupon, and Queenie drifts off to a world where she really is the Queen of the Castle.
Queenie demands to know why the police are swarming around the flat, Bunny reveals that the van actually belongs to a convicted lead thief, and the Builders is used as a courtroom to find out the truth about a bicycle.
Queenie's not happy about how the men in her life have been behaving, Bunny realises that her mood might have something to do with the date, and a neighbour reveals that the residents have been signing a petition.
A letter arrives from the council about washing dirty linen in the laundry, Jack bets Queenie that she can't last a week without losing her temper, and Mrs. Petty calls round to inspect the flat for a housing competition.
The men are ordered to behave when they meet Bunny's new girlfriend, Queenie changes her mind when the little lady walks through the door, and the family search for a way to end any thoughts of getting married.
Queenie goes on strike when she gets fed up of being taken for granted, Douglas struggles with his hunger when a list of terms are rejected, and Bunny gives Jack an idea that's guaranteed to get things back to normal.
Queenie's delighted when she's asked to speak at a school prize-giving, Douglas is forced to play a girl bearing flowers for the rehearsals, and work on the speech leaves the family eating nothing but fish and chips.
The family are left devastated when the television has to go in for repair, Queenie suggests pretending to be famous people for a big debate, and Jack just wants to forget the whole thing so he can go for a drink instead.
Queenie decides to give up booze when the whole family appear in court, the men are horrified when they're told that they have to do the same, and a temperance meeting with Mrs. Petty pushes them all to the limit.