Brewster McCloud (1970)
Bert Remsen: Douglas Breen
Quotes
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Officer Douglas Breen : [At the zoo: throwing Brewster, with his expensive camera, into some bushes] Get over in there!
Officer Douglas Breen : [Holding up a small cylindrical paper object] You know what this is?
Brewster McCloud : A poorly rolled cigarette.
Officer Douglas Breen : It's a marijuana cigarette. It's dope. It's dope I picked up after I saw you drop it outta' your pocket. You give me that camera and we'll forget this little matter. If ya' don't, it's one to ten. So take your pick.
Brewster McCloud : Mister, one of us is crazy.
Officer Douglas Breen : Oh, yeah?
[Pulls out his badge and holds it out]
Officer Douglas Breen : "Breen." "Narcotics."
[a bird turd promptly splats on the badge]
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Mrs. Breen : Douglas, Danford wants to see the monkeys. Come on, now.
Officer Douglas Breen : Listen, here! You want that pansy son of yours to see some monkeys?
Mrs. Breen : He's your son too!
Officer Douglas Breen : You'll never convince me that pasty-faced pansy came out of Douglas B. Breen.
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Mrs. Breen : Come on Douglas, Danford wants to see the monkeys.
Officer Douglas Breen : Shut up! I'll go when I'm damn good and ready, you hear?
Mrs. Breen : Don't you want to see the monkeys, Douglas?
Officer Douglas Breen : If I wanna see some monkeys, I'll go over to niggertown.
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Officer Douglas Breen : Hey, that's a nice lookin' camera you got there. Jap camera, ain't it?
Brewster McCloud : Yeah, a Nikon.
Officer Douglas Breen : Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Officer Douglas Breen : Hey, eh, you hear what the Jap girl said when she took off her brassiere? How'd you like to nip on these? You get? Nip on these, you know, tits. Nip!
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Officer Douglas Breen : Hey, that must have set you back a pretty penny.
Brewster McCloud : This was a present from my grandfather.
Officer Douglas Breen : What's your grandfather? Some Jew millionaire?