Loot (1970)
Aubrey Woods: Undertaker
Quotes
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Undertaker : Is this your first bereavement, Mr McLeavy?
Mr. McLeavy : Yes it is.
[the undertaker reaches into his pocket and pulls out a booklet]
Undertaker : [reciting mechanically] May I recommend this little booklet. We find it particularly helpful to newcomers to these occasions. You will find therein words of comfort from various sources: the New Testament, the Old Testament, the Talmud and the Koran. Strike out whichever is inapplicable.
Mr. McLeavy : My wife was a Protestant.
Undertaker : It takes all sorts to make a world, sir. Yesterday we buried a vegetarian.