M*A*S*H (1970)

Danny Goldman: Capt. Murrhardt

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• Colonel Blake : [In the mess tent. Hawkeye and Duke stroll in and help themselves]  Who are those men? Friends of yours, Murrhardt?

  Capt. Murrhardt : No, sir, first time I ever seen them.

  Capt. Bandini : Maybe those are the replacements.

  Colonel Blake : Oh don't be silly. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons.

  Capt. Bandini : I guess they just got separated from their unit and are looking for something to eat.

  Colonel Blake : They got a hell of a nerve coming in here, eating our food.

  [Hawkeye and Duke sit down beside Lt. Dish] 

  Duke Forrest : [Sitting beside Lt. Dish, who is speaking to her friends]  I think I'm in love. Uh,

  [raises voice] 

  Duke Forrest : Uh, you see, the truth is, Lieutenant, I don't have anything to do tonight. I just got in to town and, uh, well, I thought maybe you could show me around.

  Hawkeye Pierce : Captain, I think if you will notice the lieutenant's beautiful hand, she is definitely married.

  Colonel Blake : Well I'm the commanding officer and I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

  Capt. Murrhardt : Boy, Bandini, they're eating in here because they want to.