All in the Family (1971–1979)
Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker, Judith Klammerstadt
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Quotes
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Edith Bunker : Mike is family.
Archie Bunker : Gloria is family. What's standing behind me is an accident of marriage.
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[Door bell rings]
Edith Bunker : [Running] I'll get it!
Archie Bunker : Geez Louise Edith, why do you have to charge the door like a German shepherd every time the bell rings?
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Edith Bunker : [Archie's in the bathroom] Archie! When are ya comin' out?
Archie Bunker : Why, ya sellin' the house?
Edith Bunker : You've been in there for 20 minutes.
Archie Bunker : Who are you? The official time-keeper?
Edith Bunker : What are ya doin' in there?
Archie Bunker : I'm changing the tile. One more word out of ya and I ain't never comin' out!
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Edith Bunker : What are you fighting about?
Mike Stivic : The Star-Spangled Banner.
Edith Bunker : Did the singer forget the words again?
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Archie Bunker : A man should always listen to his wife.
Edith Bunker : Archie, I...
Archie Bunker : Dummy up.
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Edith Bunker : Don't ya like me bringin' home surprises?
Archie Bunker : Geez, Edith... with you a surprise could be anything from a runaway horse to a Puerto Rican.
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[Edith's high school is being torn down to build a grocery store]
Edith Bunker : It won't be the same saying "I went to school there," while pointing at the A&P.
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Edith Bunker : Remember Sister Kate, Archie?
Archie Bunker : That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.
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Edith Bunker : Maybe before I come to bed I should put on my socks.
Archie Bunker : Maybe before you come to bed you should stick your feet in the oven.
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Edith : Why don't you go out and finish dinner.
Mike Stivic : Nah, I ain't hungry.
Edith : Ya can't depend on nothing no more.
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Edith Bunker : I'm home. I'm home, Archie.
Archie Bunker : Are you sure?
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[repeated line]
Archie Bunker : The Reverend Fletcher...
Edith Bunker : Felcher.
Archie Bunker : WHATEVER.
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Edith : What has four legs, and flys?
Archie Bunker : Two pairs of pants!
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Edith : [repeated line, whenever Archie has said something rude or insensitive] Oh, Archie!
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Edith Bunker : We should take you to the doctor.
Archie Bunker : No, I've already had one attempted robbery today.