The Two Ronnies (1971–1987)

Josephine Tewson: Cynthia, Ethel, Leticia (bride), Millicent Spooner, Woman on Train Traveller

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Quotes 

• Ronnie Corbett : L.O.

  Ronnie Barker : L.O.

  Ronnie Corbett : R.U.B.C?

  Ronnie Barker : S.V.R.B.C.

  Various Characters : [enter waitress carrying a large ham on a silver salver]  L.O.

  Ronnie Barker : L.O.

  Ronnie Corbett : L.O.

  [exit waitress into kitchen] 

  Ronnie Corbett : F.U.N.E.X?

  Ronnie Barker : S.V.F.X.

  Ronnie Corbett : F.U.N.E.M?

  Ronnie Barker : 9.

  Ronnie Corbett : I.F.C.D.M.

  Ronnie Barker : [insistently]  V.F.N.10.E.M.

  Various Characters : [enter waitress from kitchen still carrying the ham]  A. V.F.M.

  Ronnie Corbett : R.

  Ronnie Corbett : O.

  Various Characters : C. D.M.

  [exit waitress into kitchen] 

  Ronnie Barker : O.S. V.F.M.

  Ronnie Corbett : O.K. M.N.X.

  Ronnie Barker : M.N.X.

  Ronnie Corbett : F.U.N.E.T?

  Ronnie Barker : 1 T.

  Ronnie Corbett : 1 T.

  Ronnie Barker : O.K. M.X.N.T.

  [he finishes writing it on his pad with a flourish and calls at the kitchen door] 

  Ronnie Barker : M.X.N.T.4.1.