Duck, You Sucker! (1971)
Michael Harvey: Coachman
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Stagecoach driver : [shouts various commands to the horses in Spanish, eventually making theme stop near a water trough]
Juan Miranda : [runs to the stagecoach] Señor! Señor! Señor...
Yankee, Stagecoach Driver : [to the Mexican driver] Tighten up that girth.
Juan Miranda : Señor, I... I must go to San Felipe... my mother is dead!
Yankee, Stagecoach Driver : Straight down the road, about fifty miles.
Juan Miranda : [pats his shoulder, and hands him some money] Please?
Yankee, Stagecoach Driver : [pushes him] Eh, get outta here.
[Juan begins to walk away, crying]
Yankee, Stagecoach Driver : Hey. Hey, amigo. Come here.
[looks him over]
Yankee, Stagecoach Driver : Ohhh... perfect. You're perfect! I swear to God, boys, he's just right. I'm gonna put you on that stage, and watch those faces when they see you come in!