Maude (1972–1978)
Bill Macy: Walter Findlay
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Quotes
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Maude Findlay : When he says wife, he means possession.
Walter Findlay : So what, Maude? You told me a hundred times you want to be possessed.
Maude Findlay : Walter Findlay, I never said that standing up and you know it.
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Maude Findlay : Walter, if you don't want my daughter and my only grandchild living here with us just tell me.
Walter Findlay : And...?
Maude Findlay : And I'll rip your heart out.
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Walter Findlay : Maude. Sit.
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Walter Findlay : [after giving Walter an uncooked chicken after an argument] That chicken is frozen.
Maude Findlay : You think that's frozen, wait and see what you get in bed tonight.
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Walter Findlay : People communicate only when they are being themselves. One does not get through to someone by being something other than what one is.
Maude Findlay : That's a lovely speech, Walter, very lovely. Remind me when we have time, to record it on tape so I can accidentally erase it.
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Walter Findlay : [arguing with Maude because she agrees the housekeeper should keep her maiden name after she's married] Well, if you feel that way, why didn't you keep your maiden name when we got married?
Maude Findlay : Because by the time we got married I couldn't remember it!
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Maude Findlay : [Holding up her high school cheerleading sweater, which has an "M" on the front] I can remember when the "M" covered my whole chest.
Walter Findlay : Now, you have enough room to spell out "MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY".
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Walter Findlay : I finally got him to stop.
Maude Findlay : Gently, I hope.
Walter Findlay : Of course. I told him to shut the hell up.
