$ (1971)

Kirsten Lahman: Customs

Quotes 

• Customs : [during Dawn's strip-search for smuggled drugs]  And the panties, please.

  Dawn Divine : [in a bewildered remonstrating tone]  Now, what could I possibly hide in THERE?

  Customs : [holding up a condom]  Do you know about these?

  Dawn Divine : [giving big innocent eyes]  Never use 'em.

  Customs : Women hide them, you know, inside themselves. They fill them with heroin, marijuana, cocaine, pills.

  [Dawn hands over her panties] 

  Customs : Now, bend over - and spread your legs. Please.

  [Customs Agent puts on a rubber glove] 

  Dawn Divine : Oh my God!